More vacation stuff.
Blah blah blah vacation, blah blah vacation blah blah.
But the whole idea of vacation is to detach. Detach from real-life, from stress.
And this...this is how one does that. If you haven't done this, go do it. Go do it now. I mean it. Go find a river, plop your butt into a floaty thing, and drift where it takes you. That's all there is to it. Can you sit in an easy chair and watch TV? There you have it. You already know how. The show you get to watch is way better than any on the real TV. And it turns your brain off in a much more positive way. Who cares if you're dressed like an idiot. Who cares if your sketch depicting the activity is silly and sloppy. You're floating down a river, and it's awesome.
The world would be a better place if more people sat on their butt on a floaty thing in a river more often.
Yes, I do believe that. Really. I do.