Yes, I am extra smug today.
Today when no one was looking, I snuck out.
Right out the door. Slithered through the cracks like a snake. No, an invisible snake. I was that good.
Usually they notice the flash of white at their feet and come chasing after me (which I love, you should see them hop around on the rocky ground in wet socks it's hee-larious) but this time I was extra stealthy.
No one even noticed I was gone. Other Person opened the front door to get something from the porch and there I was, waiting on the mat to trot in on my own. Just like Dog does. She whimpers pathetically and they stop whatever they're doing to open the door, to let her out, to let her in. Whatever. People can be sort of dumb.
Anyway. I'm feeling smug today. Watching the neighborhood out the window (I was just there, you know).
My friends the Sweatercats are all very impressed.
