...about the poor soul who allowed the cat to sit on their lap as long as she wished.
Alright, Person is only trying to scare you. It's a Halloween thing. But don't worry, I'll get up eventually...or will I?
But I have to say it is nice to see my old friend Mr. Bones again. When others in the house are thoughtlessly puttering about and there are no other laps to be found, he's always there for me.