We all know why one visits the home of a cat. Why meetings are held, social visits planned. There's one reason and one reason only...it is to lavish upon said cat all the attention in the world. To bask in the wonderfulness and joy of simply petting the extreme softness that is cat fur, to have one's lap graced by the most noble and important creature ever to walk the earth on soft puffy pink paw-pads. To have one's clothing ruffled, wrinkled, haired, possibly even snagged a bit by The Holy One, the cat of the house. Every cat knows this, and quite a few people understand this...not all, but enough.
As I mentioned in my very first post, in a perfect world you would all experience this with me personally...sigh, there is simply not enough of me to go around for all of you. But I'm sure my many cousins will be glad to help out a bit, to knead, shed, and possibly even drool a little on you, so that you, too, may experience this nirvana.