Add this one to repertoire.
The old "Unexpected and Too Small for a Cat Niche Bed" trick.
Person seems vaguely interested that I've chosen weird little niche to settle in, instead of my puffy bed on the other side.
She stopped what she was doing. She's saying things at me now. Oh this is good. I don't think she's going to move me from here.
Look cool. Pretend not to notice. Don't open...don't open the eye...ok, close it quickly. I'm ignoooooring yoooou.
Wait for it....waaaait for it....waaaaaaaaait for it...then when the timing's just right....
That's it. Slowly, softly. Head down. Act as if these shiny things make a good pillow. Keep eyes closed...now, pretend to really settle in.
That's what they like. There. I might even get an "aaaww" out of them.
Now keep this pose just long enough, not so long I start to actually feel all this stuff under me, but long enough to make my point...then get up and demand proper attention and remind person it's been a while since I got a snack...and move to a more comfortable bed.
Ok, that should do it for now.